My Christmas

I hope you had a great Christmas! Let me tell you about mine - 1st my people make all this really good smelling food. Then they put it in containers with lids - results? No more smelling and certainly I can't get in the containers - even when I accidentally get on the table! You'd think they would be smarter than to put the chairs so close I can jump right on the table. Oh well, they can't think of everything.

Then about the time I think they will give in and give me the whole chicken they just roasted - they don't! At least I get to bark alot at the people who visit. They all brought presents - I've been trying to unwrap the ones under that monster tree for days! I found a safe place to hide - I get on the back of my people's necks and lie on the back of the sofa or chair with my head around their neck. Nice and warm. Helps me not get stepped on!

Lots of soft clothing to get into, and perfume to smell, candy and cookies to steal. All these kids had toys that fly thru the air and make lots of noise. I can do without that!

Well, I did enjoy some of the leftovers and I decided to sleep in the day after all this excitement! 12 hours of sleep. They finally woke me up to see if I was still alive AND made me go outside! You'd think they would let a sleeping dog lie!

Now for New Years! Maybe some new feast will happen and I can get a taste! Happy New Year!
Mrs. B -

Christmas

Well, it's almost Christmas! I am on Twitter. Hope you follow me!

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A DOG'S RULES FOR CHRISTMAS

Hey! Merry Christmas! Especially to all you Humans!

Here's a great poem I found for all the dog's in your life. However, we sometimes don't follow the rules as you know - we do try.

And up front I want to say I'm sorry for all the ornaments that I have chewed up and all the presents I have opened. Confession is good for the soul!!!

A DOG'S RULES FOR CHRISTMAS........
- Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises byopening all their presents.
- Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, andtinsel from the Christmas tree are not food.
- I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my newChristmas rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat whenthe wind chill is -10 F.
- I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lightsout into the backyard through the doggy door.
- I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes(which I would eat -- paper and all, then puke on the presents).
- I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out ofthe stocking!
- I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree orpiddling on the dining room rug.
- I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making myhuman have to call the vet's at Christmas.
- I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull thetree down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.
- I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under hertree as soon as we enter her house.
- I will not pee on the Christmas tree.
- I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.
- The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.

Check out the blog where I got these Rules: http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2008/12/12/a-dogs-rules-for-christmas/

It's Cold Outside

I'm not ready for all this cold weather!! Where's my coat?