Christmas

Well, it's almost Christmas! I am on Twitter. Hope you follow me!

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A DOG'S RULES FOR CHRISTMAS

Hey! Merry Christmas! Especially to all you Humans!

Here's a great poem I found for all the dog's in your life. However, we sometimes don't follow the rules as you know - we do try.

And up front I want to say I'm sorry for all the ornaments that I have chewed up and all the presents I have opened. Confession is good for the soul!!!

A DOG'S RULES FOR CHRISTMAS........
- Christmas is for humans, and I will not ruin the surprises byopening all their presents.
- Christmas light bulbs, Christmas ornaments, Christmas stockings, andtinsel from the Christmas tree are not food.
- I am the alpha dog, therefore I do not need to protect my newChristmas rawhide from the omega dog by taking it outside to eat whenthe wind chill is -10 F.
- I will not demolish the Christmas tree and drag the string of lightsout into the backyard through the doggy door.
- I will not dive into the Christmas tree to get the candy canes(which I would eat -- paper and all, then puke on the presents).
- I will not eat my Christmas doggie treats until after they're out ofthe stocking!
- I will not even THINK about going underneath the Christmas tree orpiddling on the dining room rug.
- I will not get into a fight with the bigger dog next door, making myhuman have to call the vet's at Christmas.
- I will not get tangled up in the Christmas tree lights and pull thetree down while trying to get at a cat through the conservatory window.
- I will not pee on Grandma's Christmas presents that are under hertree as soon as we enter her house.
- I will not pee on the Christmas tree.
- I will not steal the neighbor's Christmas light bulbs.
- The bowl underneath the Christmas tree is not a dog dish. I will not drink from it. It will make me sick.

Check out the blog where I got these Rules: http://jokesfunny.wordpress.com/2008/12/12/a-dogs-rules-for-christmas/

It's Cold Outside

I'm not ready for all this cold weather!! Where's my coat?

Thanksgiving lives on!

Well, the day for Thanksgiving celebration is over but we should keep Thanksgiving in our hearts everyday! Since I'm only the dog - I'm thankful mostly for food. But you humans have so much to be thankful for. Email me and let me know how you will be thankful everyday!

Happy Thanksgiving

Mrs. Beasley here on a crisp morning. I've already had my walk around the yard. Nothing of significance to report. No squirrels, no cats, not even a bird.
Looks like every one around here is moving around getting ready for company. Maybe I will get lots of treats if there are lots of people. I have a lot to be thankful for - my bed nice and warm; my food - never ending and always in my bowl; good clean water to drink and a yard to chase around in. All is well.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Love,
Mrs. Beasley

Rainy Day in September!

Hi - It's me - Mrs. Beasley. It's such a rainy day I decided to sleep in. However when I do that my people leave for work and I don't have much time to run and play or get into anything that they might leave around. Purses & camera bags are just full of good stuff!

I don't get as many treats either! But it's too early in the morning to roll over!

I'll just catch up with them tonite!

Have a super day!

Mrs. B

Happy Birthday to Me!!

Hi, Mrs. Beasley here. Wish me a happy birthday! I got a package of bones for my birthday. No party hats though....maybe next time. When's your birthday?